I told you I‘d be chillin’ first…
A monkey walks into a bar and then – tee hee – hee – ha ha:
He’ll squeeze through the chimney and give me presents? Really?
This chimpanzee is aping Rodin’s sculpture “The Thinker”…
… whereas this one is trying to be the perfect monkey gargoyle:
This monkey’s motto at San Diego Zoo seems to be “watch and learn”:
If I take just one, nobody will notice…
Oh boy, another day with absolute no action, yaaaaawn:
Snapped at Chester Zoo, UK: What do you mean, roll your own?
No way, did you just call me an ape? 
Duh! Even I can’t believe it:
Chicks and fame they promised me – and now look at me, one lonely chap!
Grumpy squirrel monkey: I told you I’m not in the mood, just leave me alone…
Resigned to its shackled fate, a macaque hits the bottle in Jullunder, India: 
Startled in the Philippines, Mr. T said “Don’t make me angry!” :
I said don’t mess with me!
Hey, you b***** thief! It’s my banana, heeeey!
Thank you for voicing your opinion but I’d like to reiterate my point now:
